{"product_id":"3000-years-ago","title":"3000 Years Ago","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis relaxed, black cotton tee speaks softly but clearly. A small, centered white serif line reads “this shirt was promised to me 3000 years ago,” giving the shirt a wink of dry humor and timeless irony. The medium-weight fabric drapes cleanly across the shoulders and keeps shape with a ribbed collar and taped seams. Wear it to quiet gatherings, long coffee shop hours, or odd museum afternoons — it feels like a private joke shared with anyone who notices. The understated design pairs easily with denim, layered jackets, or slouchy knits for a low-effort, intelligent look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g\/m²) for breathable, durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp white front text via DTG\/DTF methods for sharp detail\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for itch-free, safety-assured wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goy Gear ™","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44333898301542,"sku":"26989014532571584922","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44333898334310,"sku":"42884779728823977012","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44333898367078,"sku":"24458059854755542462","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44333898399846,"sku":"23437966370682328717","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44333898432614,"sku":"31567211557928277480","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44333898465382,"sku":"52261992633739306213","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44333898498150,"sku":"21350827321315442777","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44333898530918,"sku":"29482099419777997095","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/6059\/7094\/files\/7314571843314988822_2048.jpg?v=1768460797","url":"https:\/\/goygear.com\/products\/3000-years-ago","provider":"Goy Gear ™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}