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3000 Years Ago

3000 Years Ago

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price $30.00 USD Sale price $25.00 USD
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This relaxed, black cotton tee speaks softly but clearly. A small, centered white serif line reads “this shirt was promised to me 3000 years ago,” giving the shirt a wink of dry humor and timeless irony. The medium-weight fabric drapes cleanly across the shoulders and keeps shape with a ribbed collar and taped seams. Wear it to quiet gatherings, long coffee shop hours, or odd museum afternoons — it feels like a private joke shared with anyone who notices. The understated design pairs easily with denim, layered jackets, or slouchy knits for a low-effort, intelligent look.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp white front text via DTG/DTF methods for sharp detail
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for itch-free, safety-assured wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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